Mixology Monday: Brown, Bitter, and Stirred

Posted By SeanMike on September 1, 2010

Lindsey said, thus it must be true

Thus it is...uh...late.

It’s BUH-now, not buh-NULL.  Just so you know.

When I heard the theme I had a great idea, because, well, everyone knows Bonal and rye go together so well, but man – stirred?  Feh.

My first attempt was a Negroni variant.  Equal parts rye instead of gin, Bonal instead of sweet vermouth, Gran Classico instead of Campari.  Didn’t work.

I blame Lindsey.

So here we are, and what am I drinking now?

Well, I gave up on the Bonal.  There’s a good chance mine is too old.

So I call this the Lindsey Special, because it’s nice and bitter, and she’s always so cheerful:

The Lindsey Special
2.5 ounces rye
.5 ounce simple syrup
.5 ounce Gran Classico
2 dashes rhubarb bitters
Stir over ice, serve in a rocks glass

Much like the drinks Lindsey seems to like, it’s simple yet delicious.

What…you wanted more?

Hey man – we ain’t got time for that.  There’s a doin’s a transpirin’!

We’ve teamed up!

Posted By Marshall on August 19, 2010

If you direct your eyes to the left of your screen you’ll see a colorful new badge on Scofflaw’s Den.  It looks a little like this,

TBD Community Network Member - All Over Washington

So what the hell is that about?  Well, I’ll tell you.  Actually, scratch that, I’ll let the folks at TBD tell you.  From their mission statement,

TBD is a TV station and website that delivers local news and community information from the Metropolitan Washington, D.C. region. TBD’s integrated newsroom brings together reporters, editors, producers, and community-outreach specialists to produce original journalism; highlight news and information from other media outlets and blogs; and engage our audience in a dialogue on news and culture in the Washington area. TBD also has built an extensive community network of blogs and websites whose work we will feature on this site. Our goal is to create a comprehensive guide to local news and entertainment, delivered on multiple platforms, for anyone interested in what’s happening in the region. TBD is owned by Allbritton Communications Company, which also owns POLITICO, as well as a collection of regional television stations, including WJLA in the Washington, D.C. area.

Scofflaw’s Den is proud to have been invited to participate in this new venture.  TBD fits perfectly with our goal of bringing better drinks, booze, bars, recipes, and cocktail culture to the DC area.   Hopefully, we can provide TBD with a unique voice and an introduction to cocktails.   I hope everyone goes over to TBD to check out what’s going on.

TBD, welcome to The Den.  Pull up a stool, order a drink and enjoy your visit.

Cheers!

TotC 2010: Plate & Glass Seminar

Posted By SeanMike on August 7, 2010

Gina Chersevani and Peter Smith

Gina pontificates while Peter models

Due to some confusion on my part about timings, I’d signed up for a mezcal session at the Royal Sonesta at 1 PM.  Getting out of the cab with John the Bastard at the Monteleone after checking into my “work” hotel (La Pavillon, over in the CBD, or Commercial Business District), I ran into a fellow DC-er (DC-ist? DC folk?) and one of my favorite people to hang out with around this city, Gina Chersevani, on her way to the Royal Sonesta for the seminar she was doing with the owner/chef of PS7 (where she works), Peter Smith.

(Enough parenthesis for you?)

I ran into Stevi and since she wanted to go to the mezcal session, but didn’t have a ticket, I gave her mine and instead went to “Plate and Glass” starring Gina and Peter.  Now, admittedly, I’m a big fanboy of PS7 – in fact, I’m writing this as I get ready to go down there tonight, I love the food and drinks there and I always just have a great time at the bar with Gina and Frank – but I found I learned a lot.

The class was a lot more geared towards industry than I expected, but in another way, that was good.  I don’t have plans to work either behind the bar or in a kitchen.  I’m an enthusiast – but I also like to know what it’s like for folks doing the hard work.

A Stone's Throw with scallop boudin

Yes! Breakfast time!

The theme for the lecture could be distilled down to “The bar is the spice rack”.  You want to figure out what the components are, break them apart, and figure out how they can be put back together.  I really want to insert a joke about serial killers in here, but to be honest, it just ain’t happening tonight.

Both Peter and Gina gave examples.  Peter, for a Plymouth event, took copious notes on which botanicals were in that gin, then cured pork belly in it for four days, following that with Plymouth for another day.  Gina made a drink called the 1100 B.C. that had sherry, lime juice, fig puree, and salt water foam on top.  Everything was designed to show off the sherry, and led to an interesting anecdote (which I hadn’t known) on how the saltiness in sherry was why it was traditionally paired with mussels.

And also that the salt water foam wasn’t vegetarian, but Gina suggested checking out National Starch for some interesting samples.

The big thing is that you want to use the minimum amount that you can of your ingredient so you don’t burn out your palate or overwhelm it with one thing.  You should always be dialing back how much you use.

The next drink came with food.  It was a Stone’s Throw – Balvenie Doublewood, apricot, and a poached apricot on top.  Next to it was a scallop boudin, made with Balvenie 21, vanilla, pine nut, and fermented “orange stuff” from, well, on top of the oven – I tried it with a skewer and it was thick, viscous, and delicious.  The poaching liquid was made with marigold tea, local honey, and saffron – as the saffron mimics wood.  Gina suggested making a simple syrup with saffron or a saffron tea and compare it to woody spirits to see why it matches so well.

Smokin' Tutu

When I wear a tutu it's ALWAYS smokin'

The next drink was a Smokin’ Tutu.  Previously at PS7 Gina had made an absinthe cotton candy for a garnish, but when the temperature got hot and humid (say, DC or New Orleans in summer) the cotton candy would just melt.  This drink had just Plymouth gin and strawberry puree in it, but was garnished with applewood-smoked cotton candy that had been compressed and hardened.  Still, it melted in your mouth, or if you added it to your drink.

Basically they smoked the sugar (which made it hateful, so it was mixed with regular sugar), made the cotton candy, then cryovac bagged it.

S'more Rum and S'more Pork

my FAVORITE of the whole week "Holy crap this is sex with mouth"

The next combination was – well, amazing.

Gina told us to forget about citrus all the time for your acid in a drink.  Instead, for the S’more Rum, made with Zacapa rum, she used chocolate.  Cherries and corn whiskey were combined fora  month, then very bitter dark chocolate with zero sugar was added.  This made what was basically a “chocolate bittering agent”.

Lynnette Morrero talked about the Zacapa rum a bit – how it is made from “sugar cane honey”, aged in different barrels to get different flavors, such as charred and uncharred, bourbon barrels and sherry casks, including Oloroso and Pedro Ximenez.  She likes the sweet and savor balance.  The drink was topped with a marshmallow whip – egg whites (5), sugar (2 cups double strength sugar syrup), water (cup of), xanthum gum (Mallow Root, 1 tablespoon), and vanilla to taste.  You mix it and add it to an ISI, keep everything super cold, keep it charged, charge the heck out of it.  After it’s put onto the drink it’s torched a bit, which cooks the egg some.

Peter, Gina, and Lynnette

Let's talk about RUM

I couldn’t get over how good this was, especially with the food – the S’more Pork.  It was a macaroon with almond flour and vanilla, the pork being salta (I think that’s how you spell it) made with Zacapa, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, and ginger, three weeks in that, hung for four months, wrapped around the macaroon and topped with tonka beans and cocoa nibs.

At this point they kept talking and some great points came out that are useful both inside the industry and outside.

“If you want to get your chef involved with the bar, the best thing you can do is give the chef a drink.”

With the chefs I know – uh – that’d have to assume he (or she) doesn’t already have one?  (I kid, I kid!)

Another way of tasting spices – put a bit of them in water, taste the water.  That’s something I plan on trying here in the next few weeks to work on my tasting notes.

Not too much water, obviously, but you can dilute things a lot before you lose its taste.  For instance, to dilute all the flavor from 1 ounce of rum takes nearly a gallon of water.

You want the front and the back of the house to work together.  Even if the chef hates the bartender, they can still work together, and if the chef knows how the liquors/etc. taste, it will help him with his food in matching.  At PS7, cocktails outsell wine – and you can make more money off cocktails, according to them.  The combination of the kitchen and the bar is a marriage.  Gina says the best cocktail book is actually a cookbook by Alice Waters.

I couldn’t get over how much I enjoyed the session.  It really helped make up for some of the other ones that were just incredibly boring or bereft of useful information.  And now I really, really need a hit of PS7, so off I go!

Rickey Night

Posted By SeanMike on August 5, 2010

It is manly!

It is manly for I am manly!

Monday night we celebrated the end of Rickey Month.  Over two hundred people gathered at The Passenger for rickeys, food, and fun.

I’d managed to try ten of the rickeys, most of those multiple times.  I have tons of notes and pictures (well, one picture per) of all of those, but this night we could try the five finalists or have a traditional gin or bourbon rickey.

The five finalists were:

  • Adam Bernbach, Proof
  • Dan Searing, Room 11
  • Alex Bookless, The Passenger
  • Gina Chersevani, PS7
  • David Fritzler, Tryst

There were a number of judges, including Charlotte Voissey, Tad Carducci, Jenn Larsen of We Love DC, Ana Marie Cox of GQ, and Jim Hewes of the Round Robin Bar at the Willard Hotel (and a very nice guy).

Adam and Frank

Adam and Frank, right at the beginning

It was an interesting setup to the place.  Adam and Frank (from PS7, since Gina was in Miami or some place) were up front, right by the door.  Alex, David, and Dan shared the main bar, along with a couple of other bartenders.  JP Carceres, JP Featherston, Julia Hurst, and others helped in the far back in the theater area for the traditional rickeys.  All the rickeys were $10 (you got a free one with your $10 admission, or free admission and one free drink if you had a passport with ten stamps), and you just bought tickets from some of the ladies of the Passenger who walked around with rolls of them.

After the floor was anointed

After the floor was anointed

Finally the winners were announced.  Dan Searing came in second place for his balmy rickey.

First place was the photogenic Alex Bookless for her “Root of all Rickey”.  She was so photogenic I couldn’t get a picture of her, so you’ll have to live with the fuzzy pictures I took of other people.

Or I might have been drinking more rickeys.

Really, though, if you went out and tried the rickeys, there were SO MANY excellent rickeys out there this month!  There were, if I remember correctly, 27 bartenders competing just to make those five last spots.

I didn’t get to try as many as I would’ve liked, partly because I spent nearly half the month out of town.  But I tried a lot of good ones, and I’m hoping I can make out to try at least one or two more before they go off the menu…

Congratulations again, Alex, and thank you to everyone who competed!

TotC: Bitters & Amaros

Posted By SeanMike on July 29, 2010

I’m bitter about this post, unfortunately.

6 Bitters & Amaros & the machine of death

Oh, how I hate you sometimes, Eee...

When I sat down to see six glasses of gorgeous looking amaros I was quite excited.  Mmm, nice bitter, dark loveliness.

Jacob Briars started up the session, talking about how really a lot of this stuff started with fraud, deception, etc., as people thought that they would soothe health concerns.  There were, for instance, the notions of the “humors” in the body.  Sebastian Raeburn (and I apologize if I misspell names, for reasons you’ll see in a second) came in, hawking his “health drink”, though never pouring it, since he said it had gin, chartreuse, Lysterine, NyQuil, and some other stuff in it.  I would’ve tried it anyways…

You see that netbook just at the bottom of the picture?  That’s the Eee I won in a contest and reformatted with Ubuntu.  I had a bit long post on this session written on it.  I kept track of what all of those amaros were, and how tasty they were, and even talked about the reishi mushroom bitter stuff that Jacob inflicted on us.

One of the opening slides

Jacob talks to us about drugs in our drinks.

About an hour into the session, I went to type, and it over-reacted on me, closing the tab and deleting everything I’d written.

Let that be a lesson to you, users of WordPress – even though down below, right there, I can see it saying “Draft saved at 4:00:24 PM” I know that this is NOT true, and that it’s never to come back if I get messed up, because my precious precious draft is gone forever, and thus, most of my brain cells.

Look, folks, this session was followed by the Diageo Happy Hour.  I sacrificed many a precious brain cell to bring you these words!  HEED  THE WORDS THAT I AM BRINGING YOU BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON THEY MATTER.

Sebastian speaks

An Aussie AND a New Zealander?! Doing the same session?!

So, being that it’s a week later, and I’ve been thinking about this post but not, you know, writing the damn thing, here I am, your esteemed blogger, with all the serious journalistic integrity that implies (snicker), trying to put back together what I learned.

Here are some tidbits:

  • Only two bottles of Bitter Truth Elixier were let in to the US.  They were delicious.
  • I’d never had Luxardo Amaro before and now I shall buy some.
  • Mmmmm, Fernet.

There was another Italian digestif included that isn’t available in the US but unfortunately I cannot recall it’s name.

Reishi Mushroom Bitter

Not as appetizing as it looks

So why do we drink these things?

Well, the obvious answer is that a number of us find them delicious.  I built up a taste for Fernet, I’m sure, like many of my fellow bloggers, perhaps egged on by the gregarious San Franciscan bartenders who seemed to have originally championed it on the US scene.  But a big thing for these – or like Underberg, my favorite post-meal digestif – is that they do make us feel better.

Jacob used an example that he takes every day.  His bitter, pictured to the right, features reishi mushrooms.  It was not tasty.  I do not want it in my drink.  However, he claims there are many health benefits to it, health benefits I wrote down and now don’t remember, so I’m guessing memory retention wasn’t one of them.

It is, perhaps, more scientific than it was back in the old days when they just dumped all kinds of wild, wacky things into a bottle of the black stuff, but for me – well, I think I’ll stick with my current doctor’s advice, and have a Fernet a day.

(Obligatory note: she said multi-vitamin.  I say Fernet.  I did not correct her.)