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Jun 29 2011

Why Cocktails Should Be Trademarked

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Bourbon...brownest of the brown liquors...so tempting...

Bourbon…brownest of the brown liquors…so tempting…

First a disclaimer: IANAL – I Am Not A Lawyer.

I mean, I’m freakin’ SURROUNDED by them around here in the DC area, folks like…my brother. My co-blogger. Friends. Coworkers. Cocktailians.

But that doesn’t mean I know anything.

However, I shall go on anyways, because that’s what we bloggers do. And hey, a little controversy never hurt anyone, did it? (It did? Oh.)

There were three events that caused me to want to write this post. First, a certain small start-up syrups company had to change their name. Second, a bar in New York was forced to change their name (and see if you can see the thematic similarity between the two!). Third, while visiting a local bar with a solid cocktail program, a short conversation between a tourist and the bartender forced me to rethink my opinions on this topic.

INCIDENT ONE: TRADER TIKI SYRUPS BECOMES B. G. REYNOLDS’ EXOTIC SYRUPS.

On June 8th, Blair “Trader Tiki” Reynolds announced that he was changing the name of his company to B. G. Reynolds’ Exotic Syrups – and he changed the URL of his site as well. There wasn’t a huge online uproar about this.

Google results for "tiki trader"

Google results for "tiki trader"

Quick disclaimer: I’ve known Blair for quite a while and consider him a friend.

He wouldn’t say who caused this to happen, though for some of us it was pretty to easy to figure out. Heck, start doing a Google Instant search for “tiki trader” and look at what you get – or look to the side here and see what I got.

If you know anything about these kind of things, you know that brands have to protect themselves. If they fail to go after people with similar names, they can lose the protection on their name. Therefore, when a company with a very similar name is also selling syrups, you know they’re going to want to protect themselves. From my understanding, there were discussions on it, but it’s just a question a lot of times of who has deeper pockets.

According to Rumdood, Blair was “neither bitter nor angry” at what happened. On the other hand, he points out that they haven’t (as far as one can tell) gone after Disney for having “Trader Sam’s Tiki Bar” and theorizes it’s because Disney has a bigger law budget.

I’m sure that doesn’t hurt, but there’s something else, too: as far as I can tell online, it’s not selling syrups online. Therefore, Trader Sam’s becomes advertising for Trader Vic’s and not competition.

Let me put this straight out there though: I own all of the B. G. Reynolds’ syrups, save one, and they’re all fantastic. Yes, Blair is a friend of mine, but I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend them to anyone. I’ve even bought a number of extra bottles for friends and relatives! Go out there and buy some!

TRUST THIS MAN

TRUST THIS MAN

Besides, how can you not trust that smiling face?

GIVE HIM  YOUR MONEYS!

Ahem, sorry about that. Let’s look at incident number the second.

INCIDENT TWO: DUE TO LAWSUIT, PAINKILLER BAR IN NYC BECOMES PKNY.

PKNY

PKNY

Disclaimer: I don’t know anybody, really, from PKNY, except over Facebook, and haven’t been to their bar.

 

From what I understand and have read, this is what happened in a chronological order starting back in 1971. From Off The Presses, according to Beachbum Berry, the Painkiller was created in a bar in 1971 called the Soggy Dollar. Back then, it used Cruzan and Mount Gay rums.

In 1979, Pusser’s Rum was founded. From the founder’s statement, he got permission from the owner of the Soggy Dollar bar to trademark the Painkiller approximately 25 years ago. Approximately 8 years ago, they started work on a ready-to-drink Painkiller and have trademarks on both an alcoholic and non-alcoholic version.

Around a year ago, the bar then known as Painkiller opened in NYC. The owner of Pusser’s claim he contacted them “more than 10 times”. They didn’t respond, and so he sued, claiming they were causing irreparable harm to his brand. The court upheld that and PKNY lost their name and domain.

This caused a huge uproar amongst bartenders, cocktailians, tiki fanatics, and various other folks.

INCIDENT THREE: A TOURIST DESIRES A GIANT FROZEN DAIQUIRI.

Giant Daiquiri from Hard Rock Hotel

Giant Daiquiri from Hard Rock Hotel

Recently I was up at Liberty Tavern in Clarendon (a neighborhood here in Arlington). Liberty has a good cocktail program – I wouldn’t say it’s the most innovative, but they have a good liquor variety and make solid versions of classic cocktails.

While chatting with my bartender (who is also a friend of mine) a tourist wandered up to the bar. He was curious if they sold giant frozen daiquiris, like you get in certain places – often infused with lots of cheap juice and/or high fructose corn syrup, rum (if you’re lucky) or even just grain alcohol (if you’re on Bourbon Street), these are usually fruity, extremely sweet concoctions that bear almost no relation to the classic daiquiri.

The bartender offered him a classic daiquiri so he inquired after a frozen margarita. After she politely pointed out that they don’t make any frozen drinks, he agreed to try a classic margarita – a drink that he couldn’t drink at all.

I had a realization: he thought he knew what he wanted. He wanted what he’d gotten in a number of places before. Meanwhile, the bartenders and I knew what those drinks SHOULD be. Sure, it was partly that he came into the wrong bar to order a drink like that, and the bartender did redirect him to one that would help him better (and didn’t charge him for the margarita); however, because anyone can make a drink and call it a “daiquiri”, a “margarita”, or a “martini” (to add that one in there) we’ve come to a point where people don’t know what they’re ordering.

ANALYZING WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS.

You might not realize it, but analysis is a combination of various words that basically mean “pulling lies out of your ass”.

Well, maybe not, but remember: IANAL. These are my opinions.

A couple of months ago, a friend of mine commented on the “Classic Cocktails” menu at a restaurant I’d visited, most of which involved “martini” or “margarita” variants. I distractedly responded that “well, it’s more of a beer joint” and he pointed out: “It’s just that terming these ‘Classic Cocktails’ is what we are fighting against.”

At first, I thought, “Fighting against? What am I fighting against? I just want folks to enjoy good drinks!”

And then incident three happened.

And I started thinking.

So…MY THOUGHTS:

A tradermark, in and of itself, is not a bad thing, nor is defending it.

I can’t be mad at Trader Vic’s for forcing the name change. They had a trademark and they had to defend it. I’m not privy as to HOW they went about that, what was claimed, etc., so I can’t say, but from an outsider’s point of view, I feel bad for Blair, but life is going on.

However, that’s more of a brand name, and not a cocktail. Let’s look at cocktails.

The trademarking of a cocktail is intended to protect the consumer – to make sure that when they order the drink, it will taste the way they expect.

This is Pusser’s argument. I think that is important in a cocktail, it should taste as you expect. However, I’m going to break this down a bit more.

If you did not create the cocktail, you should not trademark it.

Period. I don’t care that they have permission. Gosling’s gets away with it on the Dark & Stormy because supposedly it was created by them, but that not only points out the fact that Pusser’s recommended violating their trademark by using Pusser’s in a Dark & Stormy, but also my next point. Basically, in my opinion, there is no reason or excuse why Pusser’s should have that trademark.

A trademarked cocktail should not use specific brands. It should be trademarked by an individual.

This is a bit hazy, I will concede. Some specifics you can’t avoid – say, like Benedictine, or Chartreuse. However, when using rums, or whiskeys, or what have you, yes, there are slight differences, but the recipe should be generalized. It is not a religion. Recipes do not specify what brand of sugar or meat you should use.

If you’re serving a trademarked cocktail, you should give credit.

Honestly, in my opinion, if you know the origin of a cocktail, it should be credited. If you change it, it should be listed. “This is a variant of Mister Smith’s XYZ drink, but we use rum instead of poison.”

You should defend your trademark – when it is being abused.

Trader Vic’s probably does not sue Disney for Trader Sam’s because, in essence, they are advertising for them. Pusser’s should not have sued PKNY because, honestly, they were advertising the drink! If someone went home from PKNY and said “Man, I want a Painkiller now,” they’re going to look it up online or in a book. If you own the trademark on it, it should show up with your brand in it.

You should be clear and upfront with the public when defending  your trademark.

You should be engaged in the social media game. At worst, you should just make sure your statement is public: “We do not want to have to pursue legal action, but we are defending our trademark because of X, Y, and Z reasons.” Being silent until it’s all over just makes you the bad guy automatically.

You should only trademark when you can prove no one did it before you. You should only get mad if you can prove no one came up with it independently.

It can be very easy or very hard to come up with a recipe based off watching someone make a drink. A single idea, especially if it’s to a mass audience, can cause a number of people to have the same thoughts on creating a new drink.

If you want to trademark your drink, and you’ve found that no one has made it before, that is the only time you should be able to do so – and it should be done PROMPTLY. In my opinion, that means in this day and age in VERY LITTLE TIME – like weeks, or less. And you should check with cocktail historians (at the BARE MINIMUM, check their books) and search the Internet for similar drinks.

If you DO trademark your drink (or even if you don’t, you’re just very proud of it) you should NOT get mad at someone for having a similar or even same drink unless you can without a doubt prove that they are purposely stealing it from you. It’s easy to come up with a drink that uses similar ingredients, even if you’re doing some infusing or making something custom – especially if you’re basing it off the same inspiration. Perhaps I’m being a bit naive, but I think it’s better to talk to the other folks involved and find out the genesis of their drink.

I kind of feel like I’m talking in circles by this point so I’m going to lay off. Basically, what I think is: you should only trademark if a drink is definitely yours, but at the same time, that trademark can protect the customers. The power that a trademark gives you should only be used sanely and carefully however.

What do you think?

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Sep 10 2010

Beachbum Berry is coming to town!

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I could be lazy and just quote the release – but I’ll be there so…

Oh, what the heck:

On Thursday, September 16, the Museum of the American Cocktail will present the next of its monthly seminars, featuring the world-renowned Tiki and cocktail historian, Jeff “Beachbum” Berry. Please register here:

http://www.museumoftheamericancocktail.org/Events/Default.aspx#Seminar55

Details:

The Suffering Bastard: Joe Scialom, International Barman of Mystery
Presented By: Jeff “Beachbum” Berry
$45.00 per person pre-register
The ‘at-the-door’ fee will be $50.00.
Thursday, September 16 2010, 7:00 – 8:30
Occidental Grill & Seafood
1475 Pennsylvania Avenue , N.W.
Washington, DC 20004-1076
Washington DC, Cairo, Havana, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, New York — from the 1930s through the 1960s, legendary mixologist “Joe The Bartender” was everywhere and nowhere, always one step ahead of governments who suspected him of espionage because he served so many heads of state, generals, and journalists. This seminar reveals the untold story of the trained chemist who spoke eight languages and survived two revolutions, imprisonment, and exile to create such infamous exotic drinks as the Suffering Bastard. Presented by Jeff “Beachbum” Berry, who spent two years tracking down his elusive subject. Enjoy delicious sample cocktails and wonderful cuisine from the Occidental’s acclaimed chef.

Thanks! Hope to see you there,

Phil

Philip J. Greene

Treasurer and Legal Counsel
www.museumoftheamericancocktail.org

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Feb 16 2010

Give Martin Cate All Your Money

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For the first time since I got into all of this cocktail wackiness I had a chance to visit San Francisco.  I’ve met a number of people from there, know at least one person who has moved out there from here, know others that moved here from there.

Unfortunately, it wasn’t a trip solely to introduce myself to the food and drink delights that San Francisco has to offer; I was going out there for work, which meant I was there with a few coworkers and got to spend a week working while here in DC a snowstorm shut down the Federal government for four days straight.  I was lucky in terms of flights – not so much as a delay, despite leaving from Reagan National Airport.

I knew I had three places I definitely wanted to visit.  I heard a lot of good things about Alembic and Bourbon & Branch.  I’d also had a chance to meet Martin Cate at Tales of the Cocktail last year and I knew he’d just recently opened a new tiki-themed place called Smuggler’s Cove.  Having talked to a Facebook friend out there, I decided to try to hit Alembic Tuesday night and then Smuggler’s Cove Wednesday night.  Bourbon & Branch I’d save for Thursday night.

Tuesday my coworkers wanted to join me so we piled into a cab and went to Alembic.  We got there just a bit before 5 PM, which is when their lunch menu switches to a dinner menu.  However, they were having a Stone beer dinner that night, thus we could still order off the lunch menu if we wanted.  Two of my coworkers got rockfish sandwiches, which surprised them with how good they are, and another got the banh mi – again, he was surprised at how good it was.  I got the jerked duck hearts and some peppers that were fried and covered with smoked salt and loved them.

Most of the time I was asked to order.  For one guy who I know likes proper martinis, I ordered a Gilded Lily – Plymouth gin, yellow Chartreuse, orange flower water, topped with sparkling demi-sec and gold flake.  That was definitely a hit drink while I enjoyed a Vasco de Gama (Buffalo Trace bourbon, garam masala spiced apple syrup, Islay scotch).

The Vow of Silence had rye, Benedictine (always a good combination), creme de griotte (which is cherry), and Angostura bitters.  It reminded me a bit of a De La Louisiane without the absinthe.  Camper English via text suggested the Blue Steel, a drink whose Zoolander reference I’d missed, which was Appleton rum, creme de cassis, dashes of absinthe and Angostura, a splash of rye, and garnished with a sprig of cilantro and a twist of lemon.  A very interesting drink and the cilantro definitely was a different garnish, but yet it added something to it that I couldn’t quite pick out.

I felt a bit bitter that night thanks to [SECTION REDACTED DUE TO OBSCENITY]ore and so I asked for a bartenders choice with something of his choice, but bitter.  I saw Cynar, bourbon, Benedictine and Angostura, and definitely missed something else – it was an interesting change of pace.  I couldn’t resist tasting the Southern Exposure – Junipero from Anchor, mint, lime, sugar, and celery juice – however you juice celery, I guess.  It was a nice change of pace from the previous drink.

We finished up with a Negroni which was made just the way I like it – Beefeater gin, Punt e Mes, and Campari in equal proportions.  Yummy.

The next night my coworkers headed out for dinner; it didn’t really sink in until I got there (despite having been on the website that day) that Smuggler’s Cove doesn’t serve food, but hey, that’s okay, fruit juice is like food.  I met Jennifer and hung out with the bartender.  She sipped rum and told me about the rum programs there and at Forbidden Island; he told me about his trip to Dubai.  Martin wasn’t there, unfortunately, so I left a note for him, and started with the drink that was always my favorite at Trader Vic’s in Atlanta – a Navy Grog.

Reza, the bartender, said that the “Three Dots and a Dash” was the best drink on the menu so of course I had to try it.  Camper told me to try a Jet Pilot if I dared, so of course I did, and I had to get a Rum Barrel so that I could get, well, a rum barrel tiki mug.  While there one of my coworkers joined me and fell in love with the place.  He (and the next night the other coworker confirmed it) how much better they liked the bartenders at the Cove than at Alembic.  Reza was the epitome of the gracious, talented and knowledgeable bartender, patient with all of his customers and more than happy to help you out and give you his thoughts and opinions when asked for them.  Our bartender at Alembic wasn’t rude, but definitely had the “if I don’t see you I can relax, even if I’m right in front of you and your glass is empty” attitude you get sometimes.

How could you blame him?  The decor is great, vintage tiki.  It’s a small place, with three levels – you walk in on the second level right to a bar, and there’s one below.  The upper level is just seating and there’s no table service.  We sat on the middle level bar and hung out, and I have to admit, I did read the entire “Yo ho ho” poem on the wall of the men’s room.

You’ll note that I didn’t write down the ingredients here.  I’m going to be honest with you – it’s too much of a pain in the butt to do that with tiki drinks on a Palm Centro!  Just go buy some tiki books, why doncha.

Thursday I planned on going to Bourbon and Branch but ran into two problems.

First, I didn’t realize how important it was to get reservations.  I hadn’t, and there was no room at the inn, as it were.  There were possibilities but I was feeling a bit daunted at that point.

Second, after training was over, I passed out for an hour.  I didn’t mean to, but I sat down on the bed and WHAM, out.  That put me running a bit behind.  I went down to the hotel-ish sports bar and got some happy hour nachos, a beer or two, and some Fernet to wash it down, which showed one of the nice things about SF – Fernet even at crappy hotel sports bars!  YAY!

When I got back ahold of my coworkers from their foray to Chinatown they wanted to go back to the Cove, so away we went!  This time Martin was there and it was good to be able to say hi to him again.  He’s an amazingly nice guy and runs a heck of a shop at Smuggler’s Cove.  I tried a few different drinks and ended the night with a delicious Painkiller (3).  Yummy.

Next time I go to San Francisco I will definitely need to try to make reservations for Bourbon & Branch – but I can’t wait to go back to the Cove.

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Jun 9 2009

In which I endeavour to create a “tiki” drink

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Here we are – day two of my perhaps Quixotic attempt to make up a new drink every day.  In an attempt to get through some of the rum, I decided to make an attempt to make a drink that I’d declare as tiki.  Why’s that?

Why, Trader Tiki, that’s why.

I asked a couple of people what makes a drink tiki and no one really had a good answer.  If you have one, leave it in the comments.  But what I think of is rum and fruit juices, really.

However, there’s something else with tiki – I think of the British.  That might sound weird, but I think about the British influence especially on the high seas.  I really wonder if we’d truly have “tiki” these days without the influence of the British.

Not to mention the East Indian Trading Company even – and we’re talking about someone named TRADER TIKI.

So I did some thinking, some experimenting, and here’s what I ended up with.

The Trader Tiki
1 ounce Lemon Hart 151
1 ounce Plymouth Gin
1 1/2 ounces pineapple juice
1 1/2 ounces passionfruit juice
1 ounce tamarind juice
1/2 ounce allspice dram
2 dashes Trader Tiki’s Aged Falernum Bitters
1/4 (or so) ounces grenadine
club soda
Pour the first eight ingredients over ice into a mixing tin.  Shake, and pour – unstrained – into a tiki mug.  Top with club soda.  Garnish with a long swizzle with a piece of pineapple, a lime wedge, and a mint leaf on it.

No, I don’t have a picture for it tonight.  Sorry guys.  But I’m sipping on one and it’s actually pretty tasty – kind of smokey, but Blair’s a bartender so I’m going to assume he’s usually pretty smokey, too.

And with that unfortunate verbiage behind me, I’m going to go back to watching TV.  Until tomorrow night, suckas!

[Second in a series of drinks named after bloggers, mixologists, and random others who'll hopefully be at Tales.  The first post in the series is here.]

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